The best rejection slip EVER
Got this email today from a site to which I sent one of my essays:
This is a family friendly site. Some of your wording is innappropriate. eg. penis. Please edit and resubmit if you wish.
I don't know that I've ever seen anything funnier than "eg. penis." I can't even articulate why I can't look at "eg. penis" without snorting my Diet Coke, but it slays me.
How is penis unfriendly to families? We wouldn't even HAVE many families without penises! And how is that a matter of "wording," exactly? I should say ding dong or something instead? Pee pee?