Who cares about science education? That's for heathens.

I'm so childish that I'm still snickering over "Nostrils of Satan," but the topic here is, of course, not at all funny. Terrifying, in fact.

HOW OLD IS THE GRAND CANYON? PARK SERVICE WON’T SAY — Orders to Cater to Creationists Makes National Park Agnostic on Geology