Ah, sweet schadenfreude...

Damn, this is some funny shit.

HERE are some details of the pre-nup.

And, of course we should all check out Trent's take on the situation.

You may be wondering why I care. I don't think I even know any of Britney's songs; I was already too old to hear pop tunes by the time she got famous. But for some reason her marriage to this utter, irredeemable douchebag caught my attention. It was so perverse and bizarre. What can I say? I'm a rubbernecker.

Everyone calling him "Fed-EX" today has been cracking me up as well.