Look out! He's going to eat your brains!
I pinched this slice of awesome directly from Trent at Pink Is the New Blog (linked in title and sidebar). Go check him out because, as you can see, he's hilarious. He introduces the above photo with, "Um, when did Eddie Van Halen die?"
And, seriously. Damn. That picture makes me think of the scene in the new Dawn of the Dead where Andy on the roof of the gun shop is taking out zombies who look like celebrities. If the guys at the mall said "Eddie Van Halen" this is what he would shoot.