This town is so weird
Personalized license plates observed on my way home from work today:
Um, that's nice for when you're home or at church, but driving? Eyes on the road and hands at ten and two, please.
This one was accompanied by that sticker featuring a prostrated Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes (what is the obsession with saving Calvin, anyway?) and the rather confrontational sentiment "Every knee shall bow." (Even children's knees! Even cartoon children's knees, damn it!)
This town is weird.